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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About whatadaydanny : I decapitate frogs.

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Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105252) - you deserved it (4771)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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504 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)



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