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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by dollarstorepwnr / 03/19/2011 at 1:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 12:21am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
by gingerninja / 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
by Misty3242 / 02/06/2010 at 3:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
by 12345678 / 12/31/2009 at 3:01am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML
by lol smiley face / 11/28/2009 at 10:57am / United States / Love
by usmcgirl / 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 4:54pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
by Lifes_overated / 09/23/2009 at 10:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by 16isntsweet / 08/20/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…