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by seriouslybored / 06/17/2011 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by jaybob18 / 06/17/2011 at 2:07am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2011 at 12:50am / Australia / Work
by ekoblick / 06/17/2011 at 12:34am / United States / Health
by illiterate / 06/17/2011 at 12:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Lonely / 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by RedheadA / 06/16/2011 at 10:24am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML
by Username / 06/16/2011 at 9:20am / United States / Love
by Hank Gummyworm / 06/16/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
by crapped on / 06/16/2011 at 2:25am / United States / Animals
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ari / 06/16/2011 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Love
by randomjulz / 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm / United States / Love
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love