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Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

#16937158
90 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm - animals - by anon - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
308 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
308 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

#16921671
185 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
328 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML

#16792540
114 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 12:59am - health - by justinj360 - United States (Montana)

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

#16741320
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On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
85 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

#16715265
82 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
145 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
75 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

#16714165
119 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
87 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

#16708648
204 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

#16708517
93 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 7:06am - love - by ari - United States



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