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Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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306 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:11am - animals - by oopsies - United States

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

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146 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738
131 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML

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82 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
187 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML

#16964534
114 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 7:04pm - health - by drunkinriot - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

#16963316
112 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

#16960895
137 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

#16956898
129 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

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316 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
74 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704
96 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML

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121 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 3:23pm - misc - by xXx3mi_MuffinxXx (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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