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by Preggie / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm / United States (New York) / Health
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 11:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by siighh / 07/06/2011 at 10:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:06am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
by Fmylife / 07/06/2011 at 5:17am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML
by Emily / 07/06/2011 at 4:33am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML
by thoughtcrimeno1 / 07/06/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
by ChelseaRae / 07/06/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Bekah / 07/04/2011 at 9:24am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by crudofalife / 07/04/2011 at 5:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…