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Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured to the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is heavily pregnant. I am just fat. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by Preggie - Singapore

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

#17001302
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On 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
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On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

#16999068
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On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

#16997989
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
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On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by Emily - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

#16995078
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On 07/06/2011 at 1:11am - health - by ChelseaRae (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
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On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)



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