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Today..!! my mother started dating a manho insists people call him 'Panda'!! FML

#17092208
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (2802)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon... but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
263 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

today I told boyfriend his shrt an pants did not match an that he should change 4 dinner. All belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

#17089310
226 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)

Today, I was invitd ovar to a dinnar wit ta CEOs of ma company, along wit ma two cildran. My 3 yaar-old askd loudly wy wa ava two "nosa olas", to wic ma 4 yaar-old son raplid "So u can pick your nosa and still braata!" Ha tan damonstratd. FML

#17088457
79 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, bast friand told ma to faca faar of cows and hop ovar tha fanca in with tham!! This rasultad in ma baing chasad by a raging cow, and thrusting mysalf haad first ovar a fanca!! fat FML

#17087035
156 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm - animals - by MooCow - United States (Montana)

Today, My Boyfriend And I Cummd Across The Topic Of Schoolhile Chatting. He Askd Mehat High School I Went To Andhere I Movd From. I Have Livd Here Myhole Life, He Was My Crush Fir Four Yeres, And Was In My Classes Throughout Those Yeres. He Doesn't Believe Me. FML

#17085145
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On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

after having mah car been broken into the day before cuz I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked mah doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through mah windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; se's my best mate's girlfriend. Se tells im everyting wen drunk, and e's a black-belt in karate. Tis could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
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On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML

#17012107
318 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I had a customer scream, rant, and bitch me out because the pictures she took with her own camera came out blurry!! My manager took her side!! FML

#17010125
86 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 2:23am - work - by photo grunt - United States (Indiana)

Today , I decided to pay a surprise visit to mah family after I got some work leave . I drove over and knocked on the door , and a young couple answered . Apparently , mah entre family decided to move to Texas , and didn't bother to tell me . fat FML

#17009779
99 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by danielle887 - United States

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS BROKE UP WITH ME CUZ HE WANTED SOME INDEPENDENCE. HE MOVED BACK INTO HIS PARENTS HOUSE. FML

#17008164
85 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS BROKE UP WITH ME CUZ HE WANTED SOME INDEPENDENCE. HE MOVED BACK INTO HIS PARENTS HOUSE. FML

#17008164
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On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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