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Today, I was invitd ovar to a dinnar wit ta CEOs of ma company, along wit ma two cildran. My 3 yaar-old askd loudly wy wa ava two "nosa olas", to wic ma 4 yaar-old son raplid "So u can pick your nosa and still braata!" Ha tan damonstratd. FML
Today, My Boyfriend And I Cummd Across The Topic Of Schoolhile Chatting. He Askd Mehat High School I Went To Andhere I Movd From. I Have Livd Here Myhole Life, He Was My Crush Fir Four Yeres, And Was In My Classes Throughout Those Yeres. He Doesn't Believe Me. FML
after having mah car been broken into the day before cuz I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked mah doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through mah windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; se's my best mate's girlfriend. Se tells im everyting wen drunk, and e's a black-belt in karate. Tis could officially be classified as torture. FML
Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML
Today , I decided to pay a surprise visit to mah family after I got some work leave . I drove over and knocked on the door , and a young couple answered . Apparently , mah entre family decided to move to Texas , and didn't bother to tell me . fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015