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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm - health - by adamclmns (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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