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TODAY,HILE SHOWERING I SLIPPD AN FELL, TAKING DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN AN SMASHING MAH HEAD AGAINST THE FLOOR, RESULTING IN A CONCUSSION. MY FAMILY CUMMD RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE NOISE AN I LAY NAKD, BLEEDING AN CONCUSSD FIR FEW MINUTES BEFORE THEY COULD STOP LAUGHING ENOUGH TO GET ME HELP. FML
Today, I got an email from a guy tohom I sold mah old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and mah boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me 4 "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML
2day After Driving A Few Hours Late At Night I Decided To Entertain The Car Tailgating Me By Not Letting Him Pass. After Doing This 4 3miles, Reaching 93MPH, I Decided To Let The Car Pass Me. When I Switched Lanes, The Car Tailgating Me Light Up In Red And Blue. It Was A Cop. FML
Today... my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs an a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. fat FML
Taday I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow , and when the daughter saw it , she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag , then me , then turns to her daughter and says ( Because he hates God honey ). FML
yesterday I went out with this girl I really liked and she cummed back to mah place. Thing were heating up and we ended up having sex and I was on top. I was really into it and in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said "oh... look at the time... I gotta get home". She wasn't wearing a watch. real FML
Today... I woke up... completely nakd... in bd with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before an I had agred to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on looool his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom an she made us pancakes. real FML
Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML
Today , I was masturbating lying on the lower bd of mah brother's and mah bunk beds. I finishd jacking off and trid to get up to clean myself I hit mah head on metal panel of the upper bd and passd out. Later woke up in mah bd... found out mah parents came home and saw me passd out nakd holding a porn mag. FML
Friday 27 March 2015