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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 January 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

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On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

#8910631
134 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Ah - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
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On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
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On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I realized that sometimes I forget to turn off my desk light when I leave the room for dinner. I also learned that said desk light can get hot enough to melt plastic, which is why my brand-new laptop screen was literally oozing onto the table top when I got back. FML

Today, my 70 year old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Eimii (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

#5354968
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On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the high school I have been doing at home for the past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count for anything. I'm 18 and starting high school as a freshman next year. FML

#5252040
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On 09/14/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by diplomaless (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

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192 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

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201 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)



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