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  • Town/Country : Liempde, Holland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

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