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wessman
  • Town/Country : Oshawa, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 October 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wessman : I love music and chilling with friends. I'm almost sixteen and love meeting new people.
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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (11394)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25026) - you deserved it (12720)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada



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