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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 533
  • Number of comments : 28
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Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (6669)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25243) - you deserved it (3814)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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