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Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated my chest has become and how she wants to help. Except I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34050) - you deserved it (2254)

On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

#8079585
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33345) - you deserved it (5170)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

#7760741
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25765) - you deserved it (3108)

On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML

#6840782
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30961) - you deserved it (1950)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28533) - you deserved it (5995)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the doctors getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirups so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe I looked up to see my brother in law. FML

#4161962
88 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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315 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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