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Today, I finally got te grl of my dream to come over 4 a movie. Wen I answered te door, my little broter ran up beind me, yelled "geronimo" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

#19615713
180 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, ma dad planted and ( discovered ) a pack of cigarettes in ma backpack to distract ma mom from is gambling problem. mega FML

#13638786
77 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department fir the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

#3269585
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On 06/27/2009 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML

#2769644
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On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Taday as a volunteer at the local daycare I was with 3 and 4 year olds . They thought it would be funny to trip me and then jump on my back . I hit my elbow hard on the ground . A bunch of pre-schoolers beat me up . FML

#2670105
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On 06/06/2009 at 7:46pm - kids - by biotch - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML

#2649932
158 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

I Was Kneeling Down At Work To Do Some Cleaning. My Co-worker Said, "Oh Don't Yur Knees Hurt, Kneeling Lyk That 4 So Long?" Without Thinking How It Sounded, I Said, "Oh No, It's Not A Problem. I'm On My Knees All The Time." He's Yet To Stop Hitting On Me. FML

#1770571
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On 05/09/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day mah grlfriand cummd up to ma an told ma wa would navar do anything saxual in our ralationship. Sha said I was too adorabla to taka sariously in bd. FML

#620821
181 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on . Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too . FML

#60108
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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

2day I was sitting on tha bus on mah commuta to work, whan I noddd off on tha charming young man naxt to ma. Somathing cold an wat touchd ma, an I lookd down to saa a small pool of mah saliva collacting on mah chast. Tha man thought this was hilarious. raal FML

#450
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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version



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