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Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department fir the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Taday as a volunteer at the local daycare I was with 3 and 4 year olds . They thought it would be funny to trip me and then jump on my back . I hit my elbow hard on the ground . A bunch of pre-schoolers beat me up . FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML
I Was Kneeling Down At Work To Do Some Cleaning. My Co-worker Said, "Oh Don't Yur Knees Hurt, Kneeling Lyk That 4 So Long?" Without Thinking How It Sounded, I Said, "Oh No, It's Not A Problem. I'm On My Knees All The Time." He's Yet To Stop Hitting On Me. FML
2day I was sitting on tha bus on mah commuta to work, whan I noddd off on tha charming young man naxt to ma. Somathing cold an wat touchd ma, an I lookd down to saa a small pool of mah saliva collacting on mah chast. Tha man thought this was hilarious. raal FML
Friday 27 March 2015