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wenwenno
  • Town/Country : Exactly where you think I am
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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 514
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)



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