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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 889
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wenwenno : Hey you! Long time no see? We should talk more often...

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Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML


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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML


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