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Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the 'dead' man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Cavan)
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)
Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -
Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year old on a scooter. FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by bullseyed (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 2:58am - animals - by Kate - United States (Oregon)
Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
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