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Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58168) - you deserved it (3530)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23299) - you deserved it (36055)

On 02/01/2013 at 6:05am - intimacy - by Master Debater (man) - Australia

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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On 05/05/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by 464424 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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