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Taday I punched myself in the facehile trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23827) - you deserved it (15470)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY.. . MAH BOSS MADE ME RUN YET ANOTHER STUPID ERRAND . WHEN I DELIVERED THE PAPERWORK TO HIS OFFICE.. . I SAW AN EMAIL PRINTOUT ON HIS DESK . APPARENTLY.. . HE HAS A PLAN IN THE WORKS TO GET ME "FRIED" NEXT MONTH . I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO GIVE HIM A LETTER OF RESIGNATION OR A BOTTLE OF BARBECUE SAUCE . FML

#18088361
171 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

#17734053
64 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I overheard mah parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's mah house. They only came to visit an forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40628) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML

#17526290
99 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was camping with family , and had to share a tent with 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee , but instead of going outside to use the bathroom , he zipped open a section of the tent , stuck his knob through it , and peed all over shoes that were drying outside. FML

#17431437
86 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by jakethed0g (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today , someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant , but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." big fat FML

#17324458
182 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reachd under mah stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was complimented on mah hat by two different people. I looool wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
84 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, my mom an I were escortd out of the KFC cuz my mom trid to mug an pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today.. . Mah Daughtar And I Want To Tha Carnival And Had Our Facas Paintad . Whan Wa Raturnad Homa Hours Latar.. . I Raalizad I Hava A Daap Sunburn All Around Mah Faca Axcapt 4 Tha Skin Undar Tha Paint In Tha Shapa Of A Gacko . FML

#12706107
145 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah kids surprised me when I got home!! One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, an the other cummed up to me an said, "Daddy, let's go!! We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

#11980877
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (7361)

On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)



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