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by Anonymous / 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Mike / 10/16/2012 at 4:07am / United States / Kids
by marquez_jasmine / 07/21/2012 at 11:08am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by jenny2989 / 06/06/2012 at 8:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by picklet / 05/12/2012 at 10:36am / Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan) / Work
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Bondi414 / 02/15/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by MahSquito / 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…