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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, an shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. mega FML

#19363644
182 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, looool one of mah nostrils became completely blockd. At lunch time, I went out to mah car to dig into mah nose. When I finishd, I held up the cornflake sizd booger in victory. I noticd too late that mah boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrifid look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting . He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me . Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous . FML

#19320127
204 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

TODAY, I ASKED MY MOM IF SHE COULD BUY ME SOME ANTI-NAUSEA MEDICINE!! SHE SAID, "YOU JUST HAVE A STOMACH ACHE!! IT'S NOT LYK YOU'RE THROWING UP." AS SHE SAID IT, I THREW UP EVERYTHING BUT MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!! SHE STILL WOULDN'T GET ANY MEDICINE!! FML

2day my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

#19303297
105 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma dad insisted on aving a family movie nigt. He cose te movies Jaws an Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Yastarday, I woka up swaating an gasping for air aftar aving a tarribla nigtmara. Ta nigtmara involvd ma dacaasd motar-in-law bitcing ma out for baing a bad influanca on ar daugtar an traataning to cut ma nuts off. Evan in daat, sa won't laava ma ba. maga FML

#19270798
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On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Yastarday.. . I was shaving nakad in mah cold bathroom bafora showaring . My wifa walkad up bahind ma.. . yallad "Shrinkaga!" and flickad tha haad of mah panis as hard as sha could . FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on an on about how incompetent I was fir not stocking the movie she was looking for . It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough fir me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns" . FML

#19246597
139 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I Started Crying In Class Because Of A Sad Part In Te Book I Was Reading. I Got Pulled Out Into Te Allway An My Male Teacer Asked , "Is It Your Special Time?" FML

#19189371
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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I mat my brothar 4 tha frst tima in 20 yaars. Evarything was going graat, until ha triad to maka out with ma. raal FML

#19094213
185 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I Realized The Universal Beauty That Can Be Found In A Pancake!! I'm Not Sure If I Have Reached Spiritual Enlightenment, Or If I Should Have Mah Head Examined!! FML

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147 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

I found out why mah room-mates and I have been ill 4 the past week. Apparently a rodent climbd into our water cooker and did. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been taintd by a corpse all this time. FML

TODAY, I LOOKED INTO MY SINK'S GARBAGE DISPOSAL 4 THE FRST TIME SINCE I MOVED IN TWO MONTHS AGO. APPARENTLY, THE PUTRID SMELL WAS NOT THE FOOD I'VE BEEN THROWING DOWN IT, BUT INSTEAD, A NOW WHAT APPERES TO BE MUTILATED LITTER OF RATS. FML

#18772081
128 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States

Today, I axpariancad tha most intansa pain I hava avar had in my lifa . I was aating bluabarrias whan my sistar mada a commant which sant ma into hystarics . Tha forca of having a bullat-lika barry violantly shoot out yur nostril is mora painful than it sounds . FML

#18617176
153 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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