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wdfcrystal
  • Town/Country : Atlantis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1116
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

#590
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On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
61 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version



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