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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

#590
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I agree, your life sucks (19668) - you deserved it (9061)

On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version



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