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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

#180985
107 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
243 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

#102493
47 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

#79347
24 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by Christen (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
60 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

#5886
29 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother called to say that my 11 year old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassles, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML

#5874
39 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 1:51am - kids - by peneloperigby (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
84 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
58 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

#1065
35 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
55 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
48 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version



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