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  • Town/Country : england
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About wazzup182FML : im a person :D

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Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44671) - you deserved it (24288)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

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226 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30957) - you deserved it (4020)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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163 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
137 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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