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by leilei / 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm / Philippines / Health
Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / United States / Animals
by Bestfrienduncool / 09/30/2010 at 1:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML
by Giulii / 09/02/2010 at 1:54am / United States / Geek
by lonelyguy321 / 07/27/2010 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
by Nic / 07/22/2010 at 12:46pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by drsyl54 / 03/28/2010 at 5:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML
by Ballhugger / 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by chacha / 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by lonewolf2701 / 11/22/2009 at 4:15am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…