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Today a group of grl-scouts cummed to door selling cocolate bars. I bougt 2 bars and smiled as tey left tinking I'd done a good deed. Wen te door closed I eard one of te grls say "Told you te fat bitces always wanna buy from us." FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

2day I surprisad mah four yaar old daughtar with a stuffad dinosaur . Sha namad it 'Horny. FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog was scoopd up by an owl. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing mah guitar outside mah apartment building, and some people had putted some money in mah guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and mah case. mega FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies,hen I got punched in the back of the head . When I turned around, a stranger said, ( HAHA! It's punch a random person day! ) When I asked himhy he chose me, he replied ( You're ugly . ) FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, Mah Father Spent Half An Hour Trying To Convert Mah Cat To Christianity. He Has Already Done This With Mah Other Two Cats. He's Completely Serious An Thinks They R Born-again Christians. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

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On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a busines man in his fortie tackled looool me to the ground in an attempt to take mah seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch an gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven month pregnant. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today my boss fred me fir dating a co-worker . Tere's no policy forbidding it; e just tougt it was unfair tat I could get wit te ( ottest grlo works ere ) but e can't . I live in an at-will employment state . FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet!! FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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