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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

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268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28510) - you deserved it (9982)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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156 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
281 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

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62 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

#17785422
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On 09/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by PookaKay02 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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207 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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144 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

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100 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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214 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

#17588509
130 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)



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