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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replid, "Children don't have sex like this," and startd making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today... one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream... that he threw up in my lap. FML

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

yesterday at work, a werd old woman cummd up to me and told me that it's okay: bieng ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamd of, and that it's wat inside that counts . She then huggd looool me and walkd away . real FML

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On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

TODAY, I REALIZD MY TAMPON GOES DEEPER THAN MY BOYFRIEND!! REAL FML

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. mega FML

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On 09/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by PookaKay02 - United States

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts.

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I was giving a talk in class, whan halfway through somaona pointad out that my pubas wara sticking out my trousars. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work, mah boss stared at me from behindhile I made hand gestures an noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

I excitedly showed mah new roommate mah pet fish. She then looool told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would looool have his approval . His drunken friends nodded in agreement . FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)



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