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Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)
Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "F*ck you, f*cking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by Fillifilo (woman) - France
Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)
Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States
Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
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