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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
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