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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1591
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About watermelon1 : I'm Asian, happily taken by chapman006, and yes, that is my drawing. Do you need to know anything else?

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Visits<b>chapman006</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:45pm<b>z3r0d4z3</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 8:42am<b>WafflePunch</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:23pm<b>futureot1</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:30pm<b>Odb75</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 5:08pm<b>armyant98</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:57pm<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:45am<b>VahrunePrefect</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:58pm<b>Hauclir</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:27pm<b>sprinkle90</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:50pm<b>Fritz_Rfunny1</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:43pm<b>ImamSajid25</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:35am<b>AshToast23</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:00pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:33am<b>damnitstrue</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:53am<b>xlonewolf7</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:17am<b>Laeffy</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:57pm

Fucked!<b>AshToast23</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:00am<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:34pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:57pm<b>esemexicano</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:59pm<b>cowboyroy45</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:58pm<b>hunter9141</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:17am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:26pm<b>teslabitch</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:06am<b>BrockDavis98</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:22am<b>SOULFFEJ</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:52am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 12:48pm<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:11pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:45pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 1:00pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:29am<b>chapman006</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:25am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 2:20pm<b>mustangbravo</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:57am

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27071) - you deserved it (7986)

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