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watermelon1
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 793
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About watermelon1 : I am younger than most, I guess. I have been told I am more mature than most people who are my age though. You can find out for yourself if you would like, just send me a message. I do appreciated proper grammar, but I would not force it upon anyone.

I am rather fond of art, drawing (that is my drawing of a skull) and photography especially (I do not mean I take selfies and use Instagram therefore feel I have the right to call myself a photographer; I just enjoy the act of taking photos), though I paint a bit as well. I watch anime when I am able to do so; please feel free to recommend any shows.

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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35970) - you deserved it (3779) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24039) - you deserved it (7451)

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