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Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
by Anonymous / 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by thecathater / 07/09/2013 at 9:35am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
by thirdwheel / 07/09/2013 at 7:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/09/2013 at 12:38am / United States / Animals
by the hated / 07/08/2013 at 10:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by STOPTAKINGPICTURES / 07/08/2013 at 7:45pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
by richardmrcs / 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Animals
by Erica / 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, while at the doctor's, a week overdue with my first child, I was told that sex and orgasms can sometimes help to induce labor. On the way home, my boyfriend asked for road head, arguing that "She said that stuff about orgasms." Not you, honey. FML
by realitybites / 07/08/2013 at 1:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by malicious_melons / 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by roseland / 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by SimG / 07/07/2013 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by tastetherainbow / 07/07/2013 at 6:55am / United States (Texas) / Kids
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…