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Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States
Today, I wolf whistled at a girl. I soon realized this wasn't the best idea I've had, as not only did she give me a look of complete and utter disgust, she also sent a very big man running in my direction. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:03pm - misc - by ThisIsDCG - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14358) - you deserved it (18876) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 2:42pm - love - by Skyhopee - United States
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States
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