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Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by hs (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 1:46am - love - by BALEIGHLOVE17 -
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)
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