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Today, my psyco an now ex-grlfriend accused me of ceating on er wit my own moter . FML

#20625307
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54135) - you deserved it (3578)

On 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today, it's my 17th birthday. Tha only parson who ramambard was tha craapy guy in my English class who kaaps trying to small my hair. FML

#20624972
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51675) - you deserved it (3980)

On 04/27/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was walking troug a roug part of town... wen a woman screamd tat I'd stolen er bag. I was tackld to te ground by a large guy... wo ten gave my bag to er. FML

#20624598
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52422) - you deserved it (3306)

On 04/27/2013 at 4:28am - misc - by whathehell (woman) - United Kingdom

Today..!! I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend fir the first time!! It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am..!! because when he saw my actual boobs..!! he said..!! ( Aaaaaaand thier gone )!! FML

#20624343
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63516) - you deserved it (14275)

On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home 4 his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

#20623837
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (5859)

On 04/26/2013 at 8:21pm - kids - by Shitty genes, no two ways about it. (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot grl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement!! The look on his face after I proved that ( her ) pictures were fake broke my heret!! FML

#20623794
84 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by sanoria51 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I Was Denounced For Bieng A Terrible Person... Because Mah Family Raises Chickens... Some Of Which We Eat. I Was Then Told How Cruel I Am For "killing Innocent Birds" And That "good" People Buy There Meat From The Supermarket. FML

#20623167
115 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML

TODAY, A HUGE AND ANGRY MAN STORMD INTO MY WORK AND THREATEND TO KILL ME IF I DIDN'T STOP SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE. HE THEN THREATEND TO COME BACK AND KICK MY ASS IF I SO MUCH AS TEXTD HIS WIFE AGAIN. THE PROBLEM IS, I'M MARRID, HAVE NEVER CHEATD AND I WORK 4 MY WIFE'S FATHER. FML

#20622462
66 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 1:20am - love - by sad guy - United States

Today, I was yelled at an called a pedophile by a mom fir talking to her 5 year old girl. I work at a library an she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it has happened. big fat FML

#20621829
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46070) - you deserved it (3731)

On 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm - kids - by LibraryPedo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ad a formal complaint fild against me fir being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer tat se couldn't use food stamps at te movie teater. FML

#20620985
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44495) - you deserved it (2525)

On 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, there mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control . real FML

#20620825
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45673) - you deserved it (2327)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by neighbour hell - Norway (Vest-Agder)

2day my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. big fat FML

#20620173
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29536) - you deserved it (43429)

On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

today mah husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML

#20618145
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41478) - you deserved it (16055)

On 04/24/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I was sent to group therapy. A grl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raisd incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML



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