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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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watchme's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
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I agree, your life sucks (29329) - you deserved it (70137)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295343) - you deserved it (28414)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91363) - you deserved it (41540)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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