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watchme's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22518) - you deserved it (12233)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73237) - you deserved it (10878)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29228) - you deserved it (70011)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (290422) - you deserved it (28325)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88575) - you deserved it (40385)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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