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by keiran123 / 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Guntherdog / 06/27/2013 at 11:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
by rubgy_lover / 06/27/2013 at 11:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by confusedbagel / 06/27/2013 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Work
by theunluckylifeofme / 06/26/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 5:07am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML
by bloodprincess / 06/25/2013 at 1:13pm / United States / Animals
Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
by couch girl / 06/25/2013 at 12:23pm / Singapore / Work
Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML
by anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 2:12am / United States (Minnesota) / Geek
by Creepedout / 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by afraid of flying too / 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my mom left for a bachelorette party. She forgot a gift, so she called me and made me go into her closet, pick out a sex toy from the "box of gag gifts", and bring it to her. Should I pick anal beads or a cock ring? FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2013 at 2:39pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…