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About watching_clouds : my name's kayla.
i must sadly admit that i go to fml every time i have access to a computer.
for some reason, reading about other people's pain lessens my own :]
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML
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On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was doing the laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
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On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML
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On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 7:07am - intimacy - by dwek (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by shrimp41 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML
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On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)
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