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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1393
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About waswashere : Class of 2013. I hate grammar nazis. It's normal make mistakes (i.e. grammer and speling). I like to play around on here. Take a joke. Follow me on twitter @golfwangsparks. And I only use the iPhone app so I won't respond to messages.

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Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML


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On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML


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On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML


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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML


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On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML


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On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

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