Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1279
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About waswashere : Class of 2013. I hate grammar nazis. It's normal make mistakes (i.e. grammer and speling). I like to play around on here. Take a joke. Follow me on twitter @golfwangsparks. And I only use the iPhone app so I won't respond to messages.

waswashere's page activity

Visits<b>SuperVertigo</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:40pm<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 6:15pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:03am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 3:43pm<b>Amiiii</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 1:12pm<b>Louie2013</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 8:58am<b>EyesofStone</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 7:03pm<b>chefcow</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 3:35pm<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 11:31am<b>CurtisGirl</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 1:00am<b>reburkah</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 10:48pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 11:22am<b>Decepticus</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 11:09pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 9:11am<b>tinkerbell0114</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 2:56pm<b>marleypuckpuck</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 6:05pm<b>Anamynous</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 3:24pm<b>NotAUser</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 9:35pm

Fucked!<b>CurtisGirl</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 7:00am

waswashere's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

waswashere's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22556) - you deserved it (3893)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30652) - you deserved it (18864)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41837) - you deserved it (2241)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23916) - you deserved it (2688)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36786) - you deserved it (3701)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (133760) - you deserved it (7391)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (13417) - you deserved it (48316)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13446) - you deserved it (33136)

On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2 : School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: