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About waswashere : Class of 2013. I hate grammar nazis. It's normal make mistakes (i.e. grammer and speling). I like to play around on here. Take a joke. Follow me on twitter @golfwangsparks. And I only use the iPhone app so I won't respond to messages.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014