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wastedpenguin
  • Town/Country : 509, M'urica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 122
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About wastedpenguin : Are you a keyboard? Because youre just my type;) Yes i am actually 17. Feel free to message me. kik: xiaoxaio

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Today, after months of busting our asses and working round the clock on our latest project, I and the whole office just got bad news: when our boss promised extremely generous bonuses for doing all this, he was point-blank lying, and intended to take credit for our work all along. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36749) - you deserved it (2647)

On 04/11/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States



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