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  • Town/Country : Newcastle, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 June 1994 (18 years)
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Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21695) - you deserved it (2760)

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