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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 June 1994 (20 years)
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Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46371) - you deserved it (4188)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML


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