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warom
  • Town/Country : Wasilla, Alaska
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

#8083041 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (17242) - you deserved it (5390)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

#8038027 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (17919) - you deserved it (1791)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML

#8011399 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (18140) - you deserved it (1598)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML

#7946481 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (14895) - you deserved it (1973)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (20416) - you deserved it (2955)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)