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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 May 1992 (22 years)
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About warlock970 : :O just lost all my frnds

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Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26014) - you deserved it (4139)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26580) - you deserved it (4875)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40948) - you deserved it (10082)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States



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