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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 9
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About waratmars : hiya:)

my name is mariell, im 15 years old and i live in norway :D

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Today, my friend and i thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49956) - you deserved it (34328)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81661) - you deserved it (5662)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:04pm - misc - by paymeinhugs - United States (New York)



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