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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 678
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About waratmars : Norwegian 17-year old. Hello

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Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML


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