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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 September 1984 (31 years)
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Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (454663) - you deserved it (65421)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47411) - you deserved it (18783)

On 05/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by ydahs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36984) - you deserved it (469452)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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