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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 July 1989 (26 years)
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About wang33334 : Love Good Charlotte,Green Day, linkin park,simple plan
Recently obsessed with the show Gotham.
Some people take this site way too serious.

A huge fan of LA Lakers and Vancouver Canucks

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Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20036) - you deserved it (33682)

On 10/02/2014 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42361) - you deserved it (6434)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44967) - you deserved it (6007)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21019) - you deserved it (43012)

On 10/01/2014 at 12:53pm - misc - by ThatNewCarSmell (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40503) - you deserved it (5086)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my co-worker told me that my other co-worker is in the process of getting a divorce. I got really excited because his marriage is very toxic. He overheard me say, "He deserves that divorce!" I meant it in a good way, but I don't think he took it that way. FML


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On 09/30/2014 at 10:20pm - work - by oopsydaisy (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44070) - you deserved it (9517)

On 09/30/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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