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  • Town/Country : Somewhere in Indiana, The good ol US of A!
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66202) - you deserved it (14288)

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