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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69261) - you deserved it (14989)

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