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  • Number of visits : 2010
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Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27267) - you deserved it (7690)

On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37452) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/02/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by a268 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37404) - you deserved it (4529)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)



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