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Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (41313)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

#19583870
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39637) - you deserved it (4213)

On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

#19539358
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44522) - you deserved it (3416)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (5022)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24996) - you deserved it (2754)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

#17633447
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (1736)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

#17633447
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (1736)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16441) - you deserved it (63742)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

#13633122
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31263) - you deserved it (2497)

On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

#13055136
197 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

#13055136
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24917) - you deserved it (17393)

On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
297 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

#6643821
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21847) - you deserved it (6003)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45700) - you deserved it (2978)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)



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