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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 May 1991 (23 years)
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I like cars. Especially the German ones =] I also love to work on cars, go camping, shooting and drive fast. However I\\\'m not a total tomboy as I also like my pedicures and retail therapy! I shoot my guns in bling hoodies under my carhartt with fake nails. I\\\'m a walking contradiction! =]

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Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/04/2011 at 4:22am - health - by Brandon Butler -

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

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