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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1986 (28 years)
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Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

#590
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19840) - you deserved it (9091)

On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

#577
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26048) - you deserved it (3200)

On 12/23/2008 at 1:47am - misc - by zazadudu - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

#557
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21629) - you deserved it (7241)

On 12/20/2008 at 7:23am - kids - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27106) - you deserved it (8384)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11982) - you deserved it (62245)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24988) - you deserved it (5513)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

#459
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23986) - you deserved it (3514)

On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9832) - you deserved it (56936)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46455) - you deserved it (25252)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30275) - you deserved it (14802)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23451) - you deserved it (22186)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29749) - you deserved it (16638)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15569) - you deserved it (65049)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54454) - you deserved it (5503)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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