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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1986 (29 years)
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Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37503) - you deserved it (9936)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (2301)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

#1678
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31160) - you deserved it (12755)

On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23571) - you deserved it (10203)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38545) - you deserved it (2879)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22473) - you deserved it (6141)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
91 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34591) - you deserved it (8753)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
32 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32001) - you deserved it (9020)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15960) - you deserved it (77486)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28084) - you deserved it (3253)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27198) - you deserved it (5983)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

#590
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23674) - you deserved it (10364)

On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version



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